So we meet again San Fran......A spin on "Would You Rather...?"

I've been told a thing or two about not being able to be a slave to two masters but since the birth of my daughter I've found myself answering to two bosses.  Adorable bosses, but tyrants nonetheless. 

We're on the precipice of a home game against San Fran, both teams having starkly different records than we A.) had last time we met, and B.) expected to have this season.  I have several short "Would You Rather"s that I would like to make about this match up.

1.) Who would you rather have as your quarterback?

A grumpy octopus cartoon who lives in the sea...

Potentially a QB who moonlights as a muppet....

 

OR....

Hey Buddy Breesus?





2.) San Fran's version of a 'parade':
 49'ers Parade of Legal Problems

OR

New Orleans' version of a 'parade':

 

 

 



3.) Earthquakes that arrive unannounced, potentially in the middle of the night or during some crucial unexpected moment either way you're going to be surprised by the ground shaking under your feet and stuff is getting broken faster than plates at a Greek wedding.

OR

A hurricane, which in minor to moderate cases is known well in advance and planned as an occasion to party at home with your friends and in severe cases still known in advance and allows for preparation to bounce out of the city for awhile.

4.) The freakin' irrational hilly streets in San Fran

OR

The freakin' irrationally drunk French Quarter Streets in New Orleans



All of this being said, the Saints have a good game ahead of them and we need our defense to show up.  Gore is still a weapon at the 9'ers disposal and he can do some damage.  Galdalf needs to get his stuff together, put down the po boy for just a MINUTE and get his head in the game.  If he doesn't I'm pretty sure the next half time entertainment show is going to be Sean Payton & Micky Loomis vs. Gandalf in the octagon.  Hopefully Hot Damn Jimmy Graham can take it somewhat easy in this game and not risk further injury to that shoulder.  Here's to hopefully winning and getting our winning record back and maintaining first in the NFC South (which obvs is a complete shitshow this year....Breesus Christ....).

Anyways, Bless you boys and GEAUX SAINTS!