Its hard to kick a horse when it's down, especially 0-6 down. At least their baseball team won the world series, at least they have that. And beer, I think they have a lot of beer there too. Does anyone know if Sam Bradford is even playing? The last two Sundays have been a kick in the pants for me so I have failed to show support for my team. But as per usual, my team didnt fail to show support for their city. Scoring a team record of 62 points, and personally winning me last week's fantasy match up, the Saints really pulled through.
Ingrahm is out this game and thats cool, rest up. We'll hand the ball off to any of like seven other people that can run the ball. Most likely it will be Sproles. I wish I could be more creative this week but I'm still in mental recovery. If Drew Brees could take some time out to do some brain surgery on me and re-wire some shit that'd be awesome. Although I feel that asking that would be too much considering he is my fantasy quarterback too. But if he has a minute, that'd be awesome. Casillas has been consistently making moves and making plays, which I seriously appreciate. Ellis, if you're not careful, Casillas will get all the cookies. Im just saying. Between him and Vilma....you better start pulling your weight, which we can agree is a lot but you need to start carrying more of it.
Drew, you're good for several TDs per game, but you're also good for a few interceptions per game. Seriously, you're throwing the ball too much. Just because you have the ball in your hands does not mean you have to throw it to SOMEONE. I'm fairly certain the ninth canto of hell for you would be footballs superglued to your hands with just a bunch of wide recievers running around down field. The ninth canto of hell for me would be watching you unable to complete passes and just throwing to the other team all the time. Anyway, just keep it to Graham, Henderson, Colston, Porter, or any of the seventeen other people you can use to run up the numbers.
I thank you Saints. Geaux Saints, and Bless you boys.
Saturday, October 29, 2011
Sunday, October 9, 2011
I have three panthers at home who can play better than Carolina
I'm talking of course about my three black cats. The youngest of which (8 weeks old) had to go to the Kitty ER last night due to hurting his leg and limping off the field (out of the kitchen). Luckily it was just a soft tissue bruise and he's listed as probable on our injury report.
Personal business aside, Carolina isn't that terrible of a team. Cam is actually getting paid above board in his new job(who knew), and has been throwing really well. So, this is where Harper and Sharper and Jenkins (oh my!) can shine because they super heart pick 6'es, they heart them more than people get weirded out by the lesbians that look like Justin Beiber website. (For reference: http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/)
Vilma, you should know that during his college career, Cam Newton got paid more than you (not that you got paid (*cough* Nevin Shapiro) and he said that it was because you were a sub-par player. You and Casillas, who's been a shining star recently should show him the error of his ways. Plus, you didnt need your dad to broker deals for you. So, unless Cam's dad is on the field negotiating how hard you're going to sack this SOB, its free reign and feel free to take him down more times than Shapiro arranged for "women of the night" to take you and your buddies down...town. Shockey is going to be a potential threat just like Fujita was last year when we played the Browns. The good thing here is that this guy is injury prone and looks like he's mentally unstable, so taking a few shots at his family might throw him off and cause a fumble. (The Saints keep trading some of my top favorite players, its really sad)
Brees, its a documented fact that you dont blink when you have the ball in your hands. I've seen the tape review. No mas interceptions por favor. Just throw it to your boys on the side lines if theres no viable option. If Henderson, Graham, Colston, Sproles, Ingrahm, Meachem, or PT or seven other dudes that have scored on our team aren't open, which I doubt a scenario would occur in which this would be the case, just throw it away, not to another player potentially in a Carolina Jersey.
That being said, Sproles, I have an 8 week old kitten here (previously referenced as probable on the injury report) that we've kindly named Oskar Sproles, (aka K2) because he's a little man that can f-ing move quick, and consistently runs under the legs of our other larger cats, Beaux and Felix. Plus we frequently find ourselves saying the same thing to him that we do about you, such as, "Aww....look at that little guy go!" or, "Damn! That little guy can run!" Make us proud that we've added your name to his.
Geaux Saints, and Bless you Boys!!!!!!
Personal business aside, Carolina isn't that terrible of a team. Cam is actually getting paid above board in his new job(who knew), and has been throwing really well. So, this is where Harper and Sharper and Jenkins (oh my!) can shine because they super heart pick 6'es, they heart them more than people get weirded out by the lesbians that look like Justin Beiber website. (For reference: http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/)
Vilma, you should know that during his college career, Cam Newton got paid more than you (not that you got paid (*cough* Nevin Shapiro) and he said that it was because you were a sub-par player. You and Casillas, who's been a shining star recently should show him the error of his ways. Plus, you didnt need your dad to broker deals for you. So, unless Cam's dad is on the field negotiating how hard you're going to sack this SOB, its free reign and feel free to take him down more times than Shapiro arranged for "women of the night" to take you and your buddies down...town. Shockey is going to be a potential threat just like Fujita was last year when we played the Browns. The good thing here is that this guy is injury prone and looks like he's mentally unstable, so taking a few shots at his family might throw him off and cause a fumble. (The Saints keep trading some of my top favorite players, its really sad)
Brees, its a documented fact that you dont blink when you have the ball in your hands. I've seen the tape review. No mas interceptions por favor. Just throw it to your boys on the side lines if theres no viable option. If Henderson, Graham, Colston, Sproles, Ingrahm, Meachem, or PT or seven other dudes that have scored on our team aren't open, which I doubt a scenario would occur in which this would be the case, just throw it away, not to another player potentially in a Carolina Jersey.
That being said, Sproles, I have an 8 week old kitten here (previously referenced as probable on the injury report) that we've kindly named Oskar Sproles, (aka K2) because he's a little man that can f-ing move quick, and consistently runs under the legs of our other larger cats, Beaux and Felix. Plus we frequently find ourselves saying the same thing to him that we do about you, such as, "Aww....look at that little guy go!" or, "Damn! That little guy can run!" Make us proud that we've added your name to his.
Geaux Saints, and Bless you Boys!!!!!!
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