So we're coming off a pretty strong win, and we'd all like to keep this momentum going. What better way to do that than to beat the team that dashed our playoff hopes last year?
Drew Breesus (Praise Breesus) is going to throw balls at more people than Channing Tatum in Magic Mike. I say this based on assumption as I haven't seen the movie, but from what I saw in the hilarious trailers for it, I think that's pretty much what happened for 90 minutes or however long the movie is.
I want my receivers Colston, Graham, and Henderson to make as many catches as physically possible. Breesus' passes are easier to catch than a case of the Clap from the Tipitina Train... (those of you who know, hahahaha!). There is no reason why there should be any dropped passes today!
Defense....I want you to envision every SF receiver as Gregg Williams running to Roger Goodell to tattle on you some more. Get him, drive his face into the grass, and walk away. Whoever Harbaugh decides to play at the QB spot, picture Roger with his weird, blonde or ginger looking hair that's a mix of what would happen should Conan O'Brien and Donald Trump combine genetic materials. And that freakin' confused look on his face....I want a pick six to slap that look right of Co-Trump's face.
Lets get out there, play our hearts out and give Coach every reason he already has to come back to us and to be excited to do so.
Bless you Boys and Geaux Saints!!
Sunday, November 25, 2012
Monday, November 5, 2012
Flip-Flip-Flip-adelphia
As we gather here on this Monday night to engage in the weekly tradition that garners more attention than most of the monotheistic religions combined, we should take a moment and pay some respect for the people who are dealing with Shitstorm...I mean Superstorm Sandy.
..........moment of silence...........
Aaaaand now on to football.
So we're looking at two teams that have a relatively tragic record here. I have to be careful about talking shit about the Eagles due to the fact that my now live-in boyfriend is from Philadelphia. But his extended family takes their liberties in talking shit about the Saints so I might be safe here. We'll see when I get home I guess. The Saints are coming off a loss to Denver, which sucks but we're a team in recovery mode. Its like this entire season is reminiscent of the day after Mardi Gras where you're trying your hardest to get things done but dammit, you just dont have the motivation and you're tired and uncoordinated.
I have a feeling that Drew Breesus (praise Breesus) will put on a good show for the home team tonight. I need a few hand off's to PT for TD's so I can W.I.N. this week in fantasy. My opponent, who happens to be my best friend, has Rapeless-burger and Vick as her QBs and I'll be DAMNED if my Saint of a quarterback and team lose to a man who doesnt know the meaning of and cant even spell the word, "Stop", and his back up who might be one of the worst people alive. After the draft I was like, "Are you just like anti-women AND dogs?" I made her look her two puppies in the eye and tell them what she had done. They both gave her the sad face and then asked for treats. Dogs can be forgiving like that I suppose. If it had been cats, they'd still be milking those insults-for-picks.
My defense needs to develop an appetite for Eagle meat tonight. I've heard of these groups of rich people going around and eating exotic animals (weird and creepy) and I'd like my Saints to take a page from their books and take down more Eagles than a poacher with no conscience. I want our defense to engage in such trickery that it makes the Eagles' offense look like a bunch of Angry Birds being launched in different directions, each missing their targets of course.
Drew Breesus needs to be the Bill Clinton to his offenses' Barack Obama. He's going to set it up, and Colston, Henderson, PT, Graham, Moore, and Robinson are going to knock 'em down. Breesus is going to all 'Bill Clinton' the defense, make 'em feel all special and stuff, then BAM, next thing they know they're on their knees and theres a congressional hearing about their actions.
So that being said, I'd like to conclude with a request that anyone who can, find a way to donate to our friends to the north who are dealing with the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy. Those of us who call New Orleans our home know all to well what they are going through, and its cold up there. We know what its like to see the place that we love decimated and under water. We know what it means.... You can text REDCROSS to 90999 and donate 10 bucks to the American Red Cross who I can say with first hand knowledge is amazing at helping people in these situations. There are countless ways to donate, and if you want to find out more, please email me at Ashleyinks@gmail.com and I will be more than happy to help you help others.
So GEAUX SAINTS and Bless you boys! Lets get a W over these nasty birds!!
..........moment of silence...........
Aaaaand now on to football.
So we're looking at two teams that have a relatively tragic record here. I have to be careful about talking shit about the Eagles due to the fact that my now live-in boyfriend is from Philadelphia. But his extended family takes their liberties in talking shit about the Saints so I might be safe here. We'll see when I get home I guess. The Saints are coming off a loss to Denver, which sucks but we're a team in recovery mode. Its like this entire season is reminiscent of the day after Mardi Gras where you're trying your hardest to get things done but dammit, you just dont have the motivation and you're tired and uncoordinated.
I have a feeling that Drew Breesus (praise Breesus) will put on a good show for the home team tonight. I need a few hand off's to PT for TD's so I can W.I.N. this week in fantasy. My opponent, who happens to be my best friend, has Rapeless-burger and Vick as her QBs and I'll be DAMNED if my Saint of a quarterback and team lose to a man who doesnt know the meaning of and cant even spell the word, "Stop", and his back up who might be one of the worst people alive. After the draft I was like, "Are you just like anti-women AND dogs?" I made her look her two puppies in the eye and tell them what she had done. They both gave her the sad face and then asked for treats. Dogs can be forgiving like that I suppose. If it had been cats, they'd still be milking those insults-for-picks.
My defense needs to develop an appetite for Eagle meat tonight. I've heard of these groups of rich people going around and eating exotic animals (weird and creepy) and I'd like my Saints to take a page from their books and take down more Eagles than a poacher with no conscience. I want our defense to engage in such trickery that it makes the Eagles' offense look like a bunch of Angry Birds being launched in different directions, each missing their targets of course.
Drew Breesus needs to be the Bill Clinton to his offenses' Barack Obama. He's going to set it up, and Colston, Henderson, PT, Graham, Moore, and Robinson are going to knock 'em down. Breesus is going to all 'Bill Clinton' the defense, make 'em feel all special and stuff, then BAM, next thing they know they're on their knees and theres a congressional hearing about their actions.
So that being said, I'd like to conclude with a request that anyone who can, find a way to donate to our friends to the north who are dealing with the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy. Those of us who call New Orleans our home know all to well what they are going through, and its cold up there. We know what its like to see the place that we love decimated and under water. We know what it means.... You can text REDCROSS to 90999 and donate 10 bucks to the American Red Cross who I can say with first hand knowledge is amazing at helping people in these situations. There are countless ways to donate, and if you want to find out more, please email me at Ashleyinks@gmail.com and I will be more than happy to help you help others.
So GEAUX SAINTS and Bless you boys! Lets get a W over these nasty birds!!
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