1.) If this post abruptly ends, Sam woke up.
2.) His nickname is Sam, not Sammy. The title is merely appropriate for the allusion to Benny and the Jets.
So this week against the Saints we are looking at the Jets. They're not a real notable team considering they employed Mark Sanchez for the longest time and any team with a QB that has a last name that involves a nasty sexual encounter is not set for success. Like you wouldn't respect a team that had a QB named Jake Steamer or something like that, you know?
An interesting factoid about this match up is that its Gandalf v. Jarred (Rob v Rex). The meaning behind Gandalf is obvious once you see Rob's glorious mane (image may be copyrighted?)
(You couldn't fake a better picture than this to help make the point)and Jarred is related to Rex's new dietary ventures (Side note: Totally admirable, I wish the guy all the success in the world because its about his health first and foremost).
(God-Damn) Jimmy Graham is at it again, catching touchdown passes that were lodged from the freaking locker room (praise Breesus). Hartley, you have ONE JOB. I'll admit a 43 yarder isn't easy in cold weather, but get it together bro-sef. I started Stills this week on my fantasy team and he is not disappointing me. I hope he has a showing like last week when he started on the left bench of my team and got 20something odd points. Sprolio-skies needs a long run under his belt because he's starting to remind me (Im so sorry, Darren) of Mark Ingraham. I'd like to see some more work from PT as well.
The Jets drafted Geno Smith as basically an F you to Sanchez. Im not sure why they wouldn't just say F you, because watching the Hard Knocks special about the Jets would have you thinking that was their mode d'emploi. From the last stats I checked, he has 8 td's for the season. Drew Breesus (praise Breesus) has like 20. That's all I'm going to say about this team because I don't believe in kicking a horse too hard when it's down.
Other teams to note:
Miami Dolphins
There's some scandal going on with this team involving the dude named Incognito that I referenced in the previous post about the Saints v Dolphins. Apparently this guy was bullying some other team member into the equivalent of giving him his lunch money (by NFL standards that's 15k for a trip to Vegas). First of all, your name is Incognito which ironically makes you the most conspicuous motherf-cker alive. Second, what the hell are you doing bullying people for 15k? Don't you sneeze 15k when you have a cold? Damn man....
Redskins
This is the local team so I have a lot of skins fans as friends. This team single handedly breaks the hearts of 75% of my friend base. My life would be a lot easier if they had a few more W's under their belts because everyone becomes a miserable SOB when they implode, which (I'm sorry guys) has been about every season since I was in second grade. Shananahan's forehead looks like you could set a kayak down and row from side to side without touching a canyon wall. STOP LOOKING SO SURPRISED. It will help you look better.
Chiefs
Undefeated. Who the F-CK saw that one coming?
Shit. Sam's awake. Act cool...
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