Another weird fact: They're 3 - 0 as well this season. Crazy...
Something that's a little cool about the Dolphins is that they have a guard named, "Incognito". That's kind of awesome. Not as awesome as Breesus, but I'm sure its the best that they can do. Reggie Bush is no longer a Dolphin so we don't have that conflict of interest to worry about during game time.
Their schedule isn't very telling about whether or not they deserve to be a 3-0 team. Atlanta is not off to a good start, and I'm not even going to address the Browns like they're an actual team. The only team that gives me a bit of pause is the Colts, but I think that's some residual respect left over from the Superbowl game, which to be fair was an entirely different team than it is now.
And lets take a minute to thank god that this game is on a Monday night. For reasons that are beyond my reasoning ability, I slammed my finger in a car door and almost left it there. This makes typing either very painful due to the bruising in my finger or thinking very difficult because of the Percocet in my brain. That being said, I have a few things to say to my Saints -
Drew - I like your goal of scoring at least 40 points a game. I'd like it even more if I were able to have you on my yahoo! fantasy team, but my love of the city of course overrides this and basically just go out there and do what you do.
Jimbo - Thank Breesus you're on my team. I need you to get me a lot of TD's. You need to hold those balls tighter than a female primary care doctor who's going through a nasty divorce with a guy that her patient reminds her of and is about to ask them to cough.
Colston - aka, the prodigal son. Make us proud, not remorseful.
Defense - You literally could not get any worse than last year. There's no figure of speech about it. Channel some of that Gregg Williams hunger for hurtin' and show Gandalf what you can do. Speaking of which....
Gandalf (Our defensive coordinator)- nothing short of wizardry could have helped the Saints defense. I applaud your efforts and support your witchcraft as long as it helps my Saints. I would like to apologize in advance for any of my drunk friends (or myself) screaming, "Where's FRODO?!?!"/ "You shall not pass!" or asking you any sort of question regarding, "One ring to rule them all", "the Shire", the difference between midgets and Hobbits, and whether or not Gandalf has ever gotten laid.
Someone is going to come out of this game with a 1 in the L column, and it better be the Dolphins. Lets get reminiscent of 2009 boys! After all, we should have two rings to rule them all.....
Bless you boys and GEAUX SAINTS!!!!!!!!
My son is ready to be a stand in for Breesus if needed. Look how well he pulls it off....
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