Fail to the Chiefs

.....I never thought I would be writing from this position (thats what she said), 0-2, I mean.  But in all honesty, why wouldn't I be?  Drew was late in signing, we've had issue after issue after issue during the off season, and we don't have our coach in chief, Mr. Sean Payton.  I believe Drew Breesus (praise Breesus) when he says we've got what it takes to turn this thing around.  You know, I hope so because its really hard to talk shit when you don't have any W's.

Now I'm not too familiar with the Kansas City Chiefs, other than I have to re-spell their name every time I type because I keep putting the e before the i making me look like a simpleton.  Anyway, today would be a great day for Sprolioskies to get some points on the board and give us a W.  Oh, I remembered something else about the Che- goddammit, ChIefs, they're in Nebraska, despite what their city name would have you believe.

Too many tangents there.  Drew, we're going to play a game called, "only throw it to the Saints".  Its real easy, the instructions are in the title.  You win, your team wins and you get a high five from the city.  Sounds alluring, no?  PT, I put you in this week on my boyfriend's family fantasy team, don't make a mockery of my choices.  I need you to score more times than Kobe left alone in Colorado - you know what Im sayin.

Lance, its hard to be taken seriously with a name that rhymes with, 'prance' or, 'flash-dance'.  This is your week to make a statement and get more yards than a landscaping company that put out a Groupon.  If I were more politically incorrect or didn't have a job where I could get fired for making tongue-in-cheek jokes, I would go for it, but I can't.

According to my google search, the Chiefs are winless too.  So I guess no matter what, someone is coming out of this with a W, whether they like it or  not.  I am all decked out in my Saints gear, so I hope my team wins. 

So, as I always say - Bless you boys, and GEAUX SAINTS!!


And on an aside - 6 years ago today we were forced to say goodbye to a good friend, Liz.  Way too soon I might add.  Not more than a week ago, Liz's mom went to join her in that deluxe bar in the sky.  I miss you both, but I know you're having way too much fun up there to be down here.  Oh, and can you put in a good word with the deity upstairs for my Saints?  Thanking you in advance.  Love you both -