Buc Off....

So we're fresh off a loss to SAINT LOUIS....that is as weird to write as it is to say or think. Anyway, the Saints need a W here not only for morale but for divisional purposes as well. Drew, its gotten to the point where we can pretty much bet that somehow, you're going to give the ball to the other team. It sucks, but throwing as much as you do I guess thats bound to happen. Can we maybe throw them a ball that's been sat on or otherwise made contact with the nether-regions of some nasty people so that they get a little tummy flu and cant play? I mean thats the best scenario I can come up with. Make sure you bring purell if you're going to do that though. And also, I started Colston for my fantasy team so I'm going to need you to utilize him ALOT. Moore, you're good for yards and points, lets see some more of that this game, yes?

I need to talk to the defense for a minute here, specifically Roman Harper. Listen dude, you're an awesome player, but your personal fouls are costing us at LEAST 30 yards per game. Yes, that guy in the last match up deserved that late hit for his little show off TD, but you hit him so hard he bounced off the ground. He bounced, Roman. No one should bounce off of the ground, thats just not right. Next time make it a legal hit like Will Smith did to Kurt Warner in that playoff game. Kurt got stupid after that game, you remember that? All he could do was say his name and join dancing with the stars. And as for the rest of you, you could take a page out of Harper's book and start getting some good (CLEAN) hits on folks.

Josh Freeman needs to get sacked more times than the first guy to pass out with his shoes on at a frat party. Jenkins, I expect a pick 6 from you. Sproles, I expect a return for a TD from you. They shouldnt even see you coming you're so short. Okay? My 8 year old cat Beaux is taller than you when he stands up on his two back legs. Granted he's a big cat but still, you get my point. Anyway....I see you are wearing the throwback Jerseys today. I don't know how I feel about this. I think that throwback Jerseys should be used when remembering the good old days, which for us, was 2009-2010. We don't have such an awesome beginning. But we have an awesome now, and thats what counts. Geaux Saints, and bless you boys.

Go get 'em.